Re: FW: FW: Divorce Agreement

You won't be able to afford the alimony.

On Sun, Nov 7, 2010 at 1:00 AM, Aaron Clark <aclark@candcfireprotection.com> wrote:

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Sent: Saturday, November 06, 2010 11:09 AM
To: Aaron Clark
Subject: Fwd: FW: Divorce Agreement


> From: "Dave Rice" <rangerbass@cox.net>
> To: "Dave Rice" <rangerbass@cox.net>
> Subject: FW: Divorce Agreement
> Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2010 13:02:41 -0700
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> DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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> THIS is SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG
> PERSON, A STUDENT!!!      WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
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> Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists
> and Obama supporters, et al:
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> We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but
> the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want
a
> divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of
> future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its
course.
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> Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
what
> is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile
> and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
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> Here is a model separation agreement:
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> Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking
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> similar portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two
> sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be
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> easy!  Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets
> since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
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> We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome
to
> the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take
our
> firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.  We'll take the nasty,
smelly
> oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.  You can keep
> Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible
for
> finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
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> We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
> Wal-Mart and Wall Street.  You can have your beloved lifelong welfare
> dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal
> aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
> We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
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> You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
> invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and
> war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
we'll
> help provide them security.
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> We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam,
> Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can
> also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
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> We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over-sized luxury cars. You can
take
> every Subaru station wagon you can find.
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> You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors .
> We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.  We'll
> keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."  I'm
sure
> you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to
> Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
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> We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle
> up poverty your best shot.
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> Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our
> flag.
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> Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other like-minded
> liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit
delete.
> In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us
will
> need whose help in 15 years.
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> Sincerely,
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> John J. Wall
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> Law Student and an American
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> P. S.     Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
> Streisand, & Jane Fonda  with you.
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> P. S. S.  And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our
> country.
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> Forward This Every Time You Get It!
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> Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In.
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> FIGHT ORGANIZED CRIME, RE-ELECT NO ONE IN 2010.
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